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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Loons and Moons

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

Then came..

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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