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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

No go.

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

What is the dirtiest city in India?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

— we are metamorphosing!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

What are the core beliefs of liberalism and conservatism? Can you provide a list of defining characteristics for each side?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?