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12.06.2025 00:45
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Loons and Moons
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Then came..
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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