What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:23

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good